Sunday, May 30, 2010

Cedric The Seahorse

He is a quiet seahorse, but doesn't mind a good conversation every now and then. You have to be interesting for Cedric to like you, because otherwise how could talking to you make good conversation? He likes to eat sunlight, it tastes good. He eats it because the sun is yellow, just like he is, and he feels special eating it. Of course, him eating sunlight makes him seem sort of like a plant... Except that he actually digests the light, he doesn't do weird stuff with leaves. Though if you think about it, his fins could be like leaves, wouldn't that be neat?

I once had a picture of Cedric the seahorse, but I lost it. Too bad, as that you would have loved to see him. He's a handsome seahorse. He is full of pride, and is fantastic in all his seahorsey ways. He needs a cell phone. That way I could text him all the time. The coolieo.

Okay, he wants me to tell you a bit about his background. He came from two seahorses (I don't know their names, sorry) and he loves them a lot. He has three lives (another story, another time perhaps) and is currently living his first. He likes water, which he owes to the fact that he lives in it. His favorite types of music include classical, jazz, and dance. His philosophy on life is composed of many things, but he just wanted me to include the most important right now. He thinks that you should eat chocolate a lot, dance to all types of music, be random at all times, and to just keep swimming. His full philosophy on life includes 52 seperate points and he lives to it faithfully.

He is one amazing seahorse, as you can very well see. And you should respect him with all your brain power. So stay cool and don't let him out of your every thinking minute.

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